Remy: Bitcoin Billionaire

Remy rides crypto to the moon.

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Written and performed by Remy. Produced by Austin and Meredith Bragg. Music tracks mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Music by J-Beats Productions.

Lyrics:

I was broke, unemployed, I was starting to slouch

I was sleeping in the basement on my momma's new couch

That's when I heard it all, a chance to skirt it all

a money like my last girl

Completely virtual...

Got the top graphics cards, got a power supply

a microprocesser, a motherboard, a towering drive

I put the RAM in the RAM slot, drive in the larger bay

topped it off, two fans

Like a Chargers game!

Price spike to $30!? I missed out, I fear

crudely assemble a rig like a BP engineer

My friends and family smile and smirk and all make fun of me

But I'm-a make them eat their words because I'm gonna be a

Bitcoin Billionaire

Spending money like I don't care

Mining coin in my underwear

I'm gonna be a Bitcoin Billionaire

Selecting software and reading the notes

I'm picking out my favorite miners like a Penn State coach

Pick me a digital wallet for holding all my amounts

read up on the all the ways to open lots of accounts

I feel like Tom Brady, I got a fear of inflation

But this is crypto, baby--central bank decentralization

The script I flipped it, laptop encrypted

My life was rotten now all my cotton's Egypt-ed

Now even on my vacation I'm crypto-supplying

They call me gentrification the way I'm block-modifying

Friends asking "what's the best part of your newfound treasury?"

I say "reminding you how you told me I'd never be a…

Bitcoin Billionaire

Spending money like I don't care

Flash drives in their underwear

Now that I'm a Bitcoin Billionaire

The cash was never-ending, yo

upscale and fun and rowdy

I was spending like a 7 on a

scale from 1 to Saudi

Call it mad bankin', all night and all weekend

My rig is Al Franken:

(grabs what it can while you sleepin')

Just try outspending me and you'll see I'm on a mission

I drop more Satoshis than a clumsy Japanese obstetrician

But I ain't open to splits, don't care if it's best or not

Opposing forks like a Chinese restaurant

I went from geek to chic, from basic to ASIC

I went from basement-squatting to yachting from basin to basin

Went from no friends and depression to peer-to-peer legend

Bitcoin Billionaire

Spending money like I don't care

Then one day there was a solar flare...

I was a Bitcoin Billionaire

Spending money like I don't care

Now I just pawned my underwear

Used to be a Bitcoin Billionaire.