Remy: I Need a Boat (GOP Spending Version)

You can't torpedo spending if you're torpedo spending.

Parody of Morgan Wallen's "Need A Boat," written and performed by Remy. Music tracks mastered by Ben Karlstrom.

LYRICS

This draft bill don't look fine right now

And it ain't doing the trick (No…)

We're so dangerously indebted now

And this adds to the debt.

It adds one, two trillion, that's not great.

But what if we add something manufactured in your state?

Would a bridge change your mind? No, but if anything can

It'd be me on a dock pushing off of dry land.

I need a lake, a ship built in my state.

I'd even take a fleet.

Can one of them be named for me?

Sir, we're running out!

Yeah, what I need right now…

Are some real high ceilings

New-ship feeling

Me on the deck just-a sipping on Darjeeling

Don't need no sad song on my Spotify

Crying "he lost an election to a punk guy"

I need a boat.

I need a boat.

Can you talk some sense into him?

Don't care if it's a pontoon, brand-new, been used

Long as it's got bombs (Yes…)

Just wanna cast it out yonder, let that thing wander

To Iraq or to Iran.

I'm tired of running into all my friends'

Faces they put on a post office

A bit more inflation never hurt no one—

How's that make you feel? Nauseous.

I need a lake, a ship built in my state.

I'd even take a pond

Provided there are extra bombs.

Sir, we're running out!

Yeah, what I need right now…

Is a boat so brassy

Missiles classy

And if the bill doesn't pass? We'll just blame Thomas Massie.

Don't need no sad song on my Spotify

Crying "he lost an election to a punk guy"

I need a boat. I need a boat.

I need a boat. I need a boat.

Real, real bad.