Our Planes Aren't Getting Shot Down They're Just Spontaneously Falling From The Sky

Rob Bernstein asks whether we're watching a ghost war between two countries that might not have functioning leaders anymore -- and somehow that's not even the craziest part. Trump claims total air superiority while planes are "spontaneously falling from the sky," Pete Hegseth accidentally announces war crimes on camera, the FCC threatens to pull broadcast licenses for not spinning hard enough, and Trump reveals his five-D chess strategy is just pretending whatever happens is what you wanted. Plus: Fetterman says you need a stroke to see this as a win, Trump will end the war when he "feels it in his bones," the New York Post makes fun of the new Iranian leader's blown-off legs, and Epstein's accountant testifies he saw zero red flags while processing payments to hundreds of survivors. Ro Khanna and Comer drop names -- Rothschilds, Wexner, Leon Black, and a mysterious foreign head of state.

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CHAPTERS

- 0:00 - Are We Watching a Ghost War Right Now?

- 2:00 - Netanyahu Might Be Dead and Nobody Can Confirm It

- 4:05 - Trump as the Reset Button for Planet Earth

- 7:53 - Broad Strokes on the Iran War: Air Superiority vs. Running Out of Targets

- 9:50 - Kharg Island: Trump Won't Blow It Up Because of Oil

- 10:30 - Trump Suddenly Cares About Enemy Countries Getting Their Oil

- 11:16 - Planes Spontaneously Falling From the Sky

- 13:00 - Islamic Resistance in Iraq Wants Credit With Their "Appropriate Weapon"

- 13:55 - Live Chat Comments Round 1

- 14:40 - Sponsor: Yo Kratom

- 14:55 - Pete Hegseth

- 20:10 - Wars Are Won in Another Realm by Who Can Lie the Best

- 22:05 - FCC Threatens to Pull Broadcast Licenses for Wrong Propaganda

- 26:00 - Conservative Media Annoyed with trump

- 28:00 - Live Chat Comments Round 2

- 31:00 - Sponsor: robbernsteincomedy.com / Sheath Underwear

- 31:45 - Fetterman Says Democrats Should Admit This Is a Win

- 33:00 - New York Post: Iran's Leader Is "Impotent" -- Did We Create Darth Vader?

- 33:45 - CNN Blames DOGE Spending Cuts for Losing the War

- 36:20 - New York Post Fear Piece: Iranian Attack on US Soil Is Not If But When

- 37:00 - Trump's 5D Chess: When Oil Goes Up We Make Money

- 39:00 - Strait of Hormuz as an Options Trading Desk

- 40:30 - Western Leaders Blame Putin's Hidden Hand

- 44:15 - Wall Street Journal: Ending Iran War Quickly Carries Big Risk

- 44:55 - Epstein's Accountant Tells Congress He Saw No Red Flags

- 46:15 - Clip: Comer Names Names -- Wexner, Rothschilds, Sinofsky, Leon Black

- 48:15 - Comer Clears Trump (Five Witnesses Under Oath)

- 49:20 - Democrats Push Back: Accountant Was Not Forthcoming

- 50:45 - Epstein Guard With Shady Bank Transfers to Testify Next

- 52:00 - Clip: Ro Khanna on CNN -- Hundreds of Survivors, Not Forthcoming

- 53:00 - Ro Khanna on the Trump Accuser Settlement Question

- 55:00 - robbernsteincomedy.com Plug / Merch Plug

- 56:10 - Episode Wrap: Back Wednesday or Friday / Epstein Storage Unit Sketch Preview