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We’re Bombing Iran… But It’s NOT a War
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March 31, 2026
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5:09Now PlayingThe U.S. is bombing Iran… but don’t worry — it’s not a war.
In this totally normal “military operation,” we’re negotiating with bombs, escalating while calling it restraint, and somehow proving every response is why we needed to attack in the first place.
Meanwhile, commentators are calling for boots on the ground, allies are confused, and a brand new “Committee for the Responsible Moving of Goalposts” might be the only way to keep track of what we’re pretending is happening this week.
Also featuring:
Peace through bombing
The self-replenishing enemy stockpile
And the question: if it’s not a war… what exactly is it?
👇 Drop a comment:
Is this a war… or just very aggressive diplomacy?
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