STRAIT TO WAR WITH CHINA?
April 14, 2026
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as posted by the channelTrump said the straits would reopen themselves three days ago. Now we're doing our own blockade. Rob heads into the demon realm to figure out what demonic forces Trump is working with, because reality has become an AOL pump and dump email.
JD Vance shows up to Pakistan negotiations with his best eyeliner and full Mister Rogers energy to spend 20 hours demanding Iran accept the same terms they rejected before the war. Netanyahu confirms Vance was checking in every five minutes. Trump celebrates shooting down 101 missiles — Rob breaks down why that cost $4 billion and burned 15% of our annual interceptor production in one engagement. Now Trump's picking a fight with China over oil access.
Plus: the clavicle kid, an astronaut who circled the moon and came back with "Earth, you are a crew," Coachella Airbnb chaos, the Luigi assassin's handwritten notes, and why Washington needs a political party built on consensual adult promiscuity to solve its blackmail problem.
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