The Disney Empire (Disney Parody)

Enjoy this while you can before I get sued!

In all seriousness, this was a huge endeavor, and I'm so excited to hear what you all think! Thanks to my brother Jonathan for filming and editing help.

(Before you comment "blatant Paint rip-off", this was inspired by Paint, so that makes it okay...right?)

(Yes. I meant to say "cicle" instead of "circle". There was a deep and thoughtful reason for that spelling. I just haven't quite figured it out yet.)

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Lyrics:

If you’re filled with corporate greed

Everything you’ll ever need

Can be yours if you just hook them while they’re young

Look for their insecurities

The children’s’ insecurities

If you exploit them profits will incline

Those pesky insecurities

Just put their little minds at ease

And it will always help your bottom line

If they feel lonely, tell them we’re their friend

And if they feel ugly, our makeup we will send

Just make them feel good inside then they’ll stay with us til they die

Regardless of their circumstance make them dependent on our brand

Then once we’ve got them glued

Their insecurities will make our dreams come true

We gotta stay one step ahead of investors

Got to please the board

We’ll buy everything we can afford

And that’s everything

One step ahead of the lawyers

Forget antitrust

Now all your studios belong to us

Marvel

Star Wars

Fox is

Now ours

We’re not being hasty

We’ll grab them up like Kevin Spacey

Twenty years from now everything you see

Will be made by the big “D”

Look at this merch. Isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you say that your life’s incomplete?

Don’t you know how cool you’d be if you had everything?

Look at this shop filled to the brim

With so many mouse ears and t-shirts and pins

Looking around here you’d think

I should buy everything

Simba plush toys? You’ve got twenty

But who cares? No big deal

You need more

So talk to your mom. Talk to your dad.

Have them put their credit card in your hand

And then you will see how you can be

Part of our world

Let it go! Let it go! Just forget our racist past

Let it go! Let it go! Stop putting us on blast

We don’t care what you have to say

About The Song of the South

We’ll never release it anyway

Racial stereotypes. They unite us all.

We can all point and laugh at those weird Siamese cats.

No, we’ve moved past those days. We’re progressive now.

We made one princess black. Now get off of our back.

We love the Chinese and the Spanish too.

We’ll take your culture and past and convert them to cash.

Yes, it’s the circle of corporate whites.

Hello, Walt Disney. I’m but a humble businessman

I come before you offering my soul.

I need you, Walt Disney. I bow before your frozen head.

I love the way you keep my pockets full.

I’ll never live up to your endless business acumen

I’ll never touch kids lives like how you’ve done

And although Walt Disney, you may have been a Nazi man

That’s quite alright. It’s not my place to judge.

I love you, Walt Disney. You are my one true king

You are my messiah. I give you everything.