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9:17Now PlayingIn this Majority Report clip, remember: you're a worthless loser and thanks for banking with Chase!
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"Most people don't like to be told what to do with their money. And they especially don't like to be told by the banks holding that money.
Chase learned this the hard way on Monday, when the bank tweeted — and quickly deleted — a fictional exchange between a hard-up account holder and their sentient bank account.
"Why is my balance low," the fictional human asks. The bank responds with "make coffee at home," "eat the food that's already in the fridge" and "you don't need a cab, it's only three blocks." The feckless human replies, "I guess we'll never know.""*
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