We Don't Talk About China (Song Parody)

The left, celebrities, and athletes will take money from China, but they sure don't like talking about China. Tap your foot to the hit song parody of "We Don't Talk About Bruno"!

Lyrics:

Psaki/Biden

We don't talk about China, no, no, no!

We don't talk about China

It was inauguration day

We were getting ready and there wasn't a crowd at the mall

Fences all over the mall

China calls in per our mutual win

Corn Pop!

You telling this story, or am I?

I'm sorry, Jen Psaki, go on!

China says, "We don’t detain…"

What’d those Chinamen tell us?

“Uighurs, or start COVID strains.”

Obama was a clean fella

We’ll circle back another day

Hunter took their pay, so they’re okay!

We don't talk about China, no, no, no!

We don't talk about China!

Disney

Hey! Grew to find a love of China silencing and censoring

I will always pander to their editing and murdering

I associate them with the sound of printing cash

Got a gay kiss? It’s a miss with the Chinese

Edit till we get it all approved by the commies

Grappling with policies we couldn't understand

Do you understand?

Dr. Anthony Fauci

5 foot 7 frame

Bat soup as a snack

All my function gains

Will all fade to black

Can’t hear beagles’ screams

Cause I surgically removed their vocal cords!We don't talk about China, no, no, no!

We don't talk about China

Eric Swalwell

Fang Fang told me she really loved me,

but the next day: GONE!

John Cena

我会说一点普通话

Wǒ huì shuō yīdiǎr pǔtōnghuà

医生一清冲

Yīshēng qīngchóng

Yvonne Tong

When I asked the WHO about Taiwan

my phone call went dead

Chorus

Your fate is sealed when your fortune cookie’s read!

Xi Jinping

I tell you that Taiwan and Hong Kong are in

China and someday be mine

I tell you that my power will grow like the

dragon that fly through the sky(Yes, Xi Jinping is on his way)

LeBron

They told me that their slaves would make me some nice Nike jerseys

If I shut up and dribble(It's like I hear him now)

Xi Jinping

U.S., I want not a sound out of you(It's like I hear him now,

I can hear him now)Donald J. Trump

Um, China...

Yeah, about that China...

I really told you all about China...

I had the the truth and the whole truth, China

(Donald Trump, you get out of here!)

(Get off Twitter)

Chorus

Don't talk about China!

Donald J. Trump

I warned you all about China!

Chorus

Not a word about China!

Donald J. Trump

I really warned you all about China!

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