Dad Challenge Podcast - Homicide Parody Verse 1

I’m Dad

drivin' in my minivan like all over the planet

who done did it touched the thermostat in my house kid don’t touch that

fillin up the ride ain't no way in heck we leavin nobody behind,

put the van in drive go, ROAD TRIP

do you really have to pee, you’re killing me

It’s only been like 10 minutes really, your hungry?

Hey Siri tell me where to find a Chicka chicka, fil a for the family

i’m trying to lock it down, ain't nobody figured it out

Every single father that's struggling

ya, I want to shout you out,

Because family is everything

and every single one of you motherfathers is stressed out

And maybe you don’t always get a win when it’s crazy

But you trying every day

when you tired from all of the nights where you up late worry about everything

and everybody knows a dad who can really use a nap

nobody is walking away, I’m staying in the game

scoring on this life like Gretzky Wayne

be the best that I can, I’m a wheelin’ and a dealin’

Trying to make a living, maybe never make a killing myself

oh no, your kids, they ain't feeling too well?

shoulda gotta vaccine cause it’s good for your health

when you av spit and your kid transmit

Well I don’t even care because I think you a twit

We all judge you a bit

Uh yeah uh yeah, I feel bad for your kid

Please smarten up cause you’re killing your kids

listen to your dr cause they smarter than you is

Hey DAD

finna get some skrilla, cuz I’m hanging with my brillas

getting hype beast and hitting up the dons so I need that

Hold up please describe, ain't no way those words you spoken can be real right?

maybe I’m just a not woke,

Alright

dad be feelin generous, he really is

some money in your hand for the movies, drinks and some candy

they feeling like a chicka chicka chicka….. touchdown tom Brady

the milk is expired one of my kids has pinkeye

stick em in bed….8:45

Watching Netflix with the wife, I doubt there's chill cause she tired

quiet time, lock the door

Checking memes while I’m on the throne

text me where you gon’ be at

So I know that you gon be safe

you know your mug should say you the number 1 dad

reading your kids a book every night

your kids will be wicked smattt

can’t get enough where the wild things at?

Who makes flapjacks

you know it’s your dear old dad

giving the best piggybacks

dad tells the jokes that be whack

GO BACK

Listen to the rappers who didn’t sound like they crackheads

no one better than the greatest two you know it big and Tupac

Gone before they time, all that’s left is mumble rap and stupid looking style, check this homicide flow - Chris Pratt

can’t believe I’m rapping this, I’m killing it

i’m sort of like batman, minus skills, all that money and I’m chunky

my ice cream is chicka chicka chicka.....chunky monkey