Third Indictment
August 1, 2023
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as posted by the channelParody from The Five 8. With apologies to Paul Simon.
With Donald Trump, we are ingrained,
Each time we watch him get arraigned:
He submits a not-guilty plea,
They don’t take him into custody,
There’s no handcuffs, no mug shot, and no regret—
And yet: this is his third indictment.
Our expectations are so low,
We can’t get rid of him, we know.
Whenever Jack Smith makes a move,
F-POTUS’ poll numbers improve—
And he’s a criminal! It is absurd.
This is his third
Indictment.
If everything Trump touches dies,
What lives forever are his lies.
The Ultra MAGA take up arms.
We have to hope the third time’s a charm.
I know just how to keep America great.
Just wait: this ain’t his last indictment.
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