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Men Without Cats: "Stuck With JD Vance " (parody)

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July 27, 2024

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With apologies to Men Without Hats. Animation by CHUNK.

JD Vance is a puppet.

He is owned by Peter Thiel,

And if Thiel says “Dance,”

Then Vance is gonna dance—

Or go in on “Stop the Steal.”

He’s a fraud and a phony,

And a fascist and a creep,

Not a real hillbilly—

Eyeliner is silly,

Disastrous pick for Veep.

JD Vance hates the aunts

With no kids and four cats.

JD Vance is Comic Sans,

And Kamala is Brat!

JD Vance? There’s a chance

He’s Dan Quayle meets Al Gore. (Ugh!)

JD Vance don’t enhance.

Trump don’t want him no more.

But...

He's stuck with JD Vance.

He's stuck with JD Vance.

He's stuck with JD Vance.

He's stuck with JD Vance.

He's stuck with JD Vance.

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Men Without CatsMen Without Hats AnimationCHUNK JD VancePeter Thiel AndDance Then VanceSteal HesVeep JD VanceJD Vance

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