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No Epstein Files [parody]

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July 12, 2025

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Satire by The Five 8.

Animation by CHUNK.

There’s a little black book

And his name’s there

He would fly

On his private plane there

And, more often than not,

He’d see Ghislaine there.

They were neighbors

On the Upper East Side

They were pals

In Palm Beach

Jeffrey found Virginia

At Mar-a-Lago

There are hours and hours of tapes

Of all of the rapes

Like Jeffrey, he liked them younger

And that is how I know

He was in jam

He turned to Kash and to Pam

And now

There are no Epstein files.

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