No Epstein Files [parody]
July 12, 2025
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1:51Now PlayingNo Epstein Files [parody]
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as posted by the channelSatire by The Five 8.
Animation by CHUNK.
There’s a little black book
And his name’s there
He would fly
On his private plane there
And, more often than not,
He’d see Ghislaine there.
They were neighbors
On the Upper East Side
They were pals
In Palm Beach
Jeffrey found Virginia
At Mar-a-Lago
There are hours and hours of tapes
Of all of the rapes
Like Jeffrey, he liked them younger
And that is how I know
He was in jam
He turned to Kash and to Pam
And now
There are no Epstein files.
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