The Elderly Lolcow Who Should Be In Jail (Tommy Tooter)

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The Internet is full of eccentric people. If you’ve spent some time on YouTube and tiktok, you’ve probably got some knowledge about, or at least heard in passing about names like Daniel Larson or World of T-shirts. At least, you’ve heard of Chris chan. These so-called ‘lolcows’ have garnered massive followings of people who keep up with their antics daily. But these are also relatively young people - Chris Chan being the oldest at 43 years old. But there is one such figure that predates all of these people - Tommy Tooter. A self-proclaimed intersexed genius, marine biologist, ethical gemstone dealer, dog trainer, an old-school hippie, and a dedicated trans ally—depending on the day and the platform. Over the years, he’s stitched together a personal mythology across obscure forums, blogs, and YouTube videos, painting himself to be a man of high acclaim. In reality, the only things consistent about him are threats of violence, legal tantrums, and a disturbing habit of preying on the vulnerable.