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October 14, 2016
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as posted by the channelPut aside your fiber supplements, because now there’s a better way. Prez Elex-Lax is the ONLY product that harnesses the awesome power of the 2016 election to have you shitting your pants in no time.
Plus with new Prez Elex-Lax All Day™, you can be exposed to presidential candidates at any time and at any place, through your smart phone, televisions, or neighborhood billboards! There’s no guarantee when you’ll encounter their verbal diarrhea, but it's guaranteed to cause your actual diarrhea and have you turning the nearest toilet bowl into a basket of deplorables ASAP.
Prez Elex-Lax is the only product endorsed by Paul Ryan (even though he now says he has serious problems with the product and is declining to promote or appear in person with it). It's also endorsed by Bernie Sanders to supplement his stool softeners, and Ted Cruz has been making phone calls on its behalf.
Prez Elex-Lax works by sending the latest stomach-churning quotes of Hillary Clinton and Donald J. Trump direct to your smartphone. One glance at their latest poorly chosen, cringingly delivered remarks on immigrants, email servers, muslims, security, African-Americans, hot sauce, women, your abuela, any other topic and you'll be running for the nearest stall - whether or not it's a voting booth. The new, improved formula includes Third Party candidates sound bites, from Jill Stein saying wi-fi causes cancer to Gary Johnson struggling to identify Aleppo. Before you can say "how did it come to this?" your bowels will be moving from here to Canada.
Best of all, this product is absolutely free. In fact, if you're a person in America it may feel like you're already using it.
DISCLAIMER: Pres Elex-Lax is for voters 18 years of age or over. Please vote responsibly. Side effects may include dehydration, nausea, vomiting, crying, blogging, Facebook posts, loss of country, Wikileaks, Twitter storms and uncomfortable dinner conversations.
Credits:
Constipated Citizen- Lou Perez
Narrator - Vincent Green
Director, writer, editor - Greg Burke
Editor - Christ Champion Morgan
Graphics - J. Scott Klossner
DP - Will Gordh
Sound - Ed Spangler
Grip - Phillip Hancock
Makeup - Megan Williams
Executive Producers: Maurice Black, Lou Perez, Erin O’Connor, & Rob Pfaltzgraff
Creative Director: Erin O'Connor
Head Writer: Lou Perez
Creative Producer, Marketing: Lana Link
Marketing: Toby Muresianu, Carter Fowler
Associate Producer: Adam Guillette
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