Dating Apps Are Completely Broken Now | Not Today, Pal

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This week on Not Today Pal, Jamie and Rob dive into the chaos of modern dating: from using a gift card on the first date (power move or 🚩?) to the brutal moment when someone drops “I love you” way too early — and what you’re actually supposed to say back.

Jamie also brings her Long Island accent out of retirement, Rob explains why travel girls on dating apps are his ultimate red flag, and we hear the legendary story of the $400 sushi disaster that left Cutter broke but in love. Plus: Mexico trips, mosquito bites, pregnancy “light-switch moments,” and the wildest viral ride video meltdown you’ve ever heard described.

Have a question for Rob and Jamie? Reach out at nottodaypalpodcast@gmail.com

Not Today, Pal Ep. 121

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