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Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back with a wild new episode of *2 Bears, 1 Cave,* and this one has everything: a terrifying tour bus fire, Bert’s ongoing recovery from *blood clots,* near-death anxiety, celebrity gossip, and a heated defense of *napping.* Bert breaks down the shocking story of how his bus blew a tire outside Fargo, was left behind overnight, and then burst into flames just hours later — a moment that may have saved everyone on board. He and Tom unpack how close the situation really was, what Bert lost in the fire, and why he’s still obsessing over the hats.

The Bears also dive into Bert’s fear of flying, life on blood thinners, what it means to face mortality without booze, and the bizarre mental spiral that comes with multiple near-death experiences in a matter of months. From there, the conversation takes its usual chaotic turn into *Club Shay Shay,* the “lost everything and got it back” misunderstanding, the Jeffrey Epstein email chatter, Chappell Roan backlash, and whether Jon Bernthal is dead wrong about naps.

They also talk about the upcoming *2 Bears 5K in Pasadena on May 9,* Bert’s current fitness goals, and whether he can break 30 minutes in the race.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 326

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