Hantavirus, UFO Disclosure and Kamikaze Dolphins | Conspiracy Christmas
May 9, 2026
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May 9, 2026
Hantavirus, UFO Disclosure and Kamikaze Dolphins | Conspiracy Christmas
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Hantavirus, UFO Disclosure and Kamikaze Dolphins | Conspiracy Christmas
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<p class="p1"><span class="s1">Sam, Dylan, and Darksmith are back to break down: Dylan recovering from baby aids and a near-lethal arugula overdose, the UFC stealing the name "Deep Waters" from us with zero shame, Tom Steyer being the most milquetoast $2.6 billion human alive, Sarah Paulson showing up to the Met Gala with a dollar bill taped to her eyes, the final boss of woke arriving as a black queer trans quadriplegic with cerebral palsy, Cash Patel announcing UFO files are coming and pastors being secretly briefed for Project Blue Beam, Scott Pressler's resurfaced "explore talent" thirst trap photos, the hantavirus cruise outbreak and 323 vials of deadly virus going "missing" from an Australian bio lab, Sam claiming he invented ass eating in 1978, Yellowstone grizzly mauling on local news, data centers rebranded as "Chip Cities," Kevin O'Leary lying about the Stratus Project being green, Span installing chips directly into the walls of new homes confirming Matrix theory, Marco Rubio explaining the Iran war goal is reopening the Strait of Hormuz we forced closed, Iranian "kamikaze dolphins" as the most obvious projection psyop ever, MTG claiming Trump texted her that her son deserves to die, Chinese courts banning AI layoffs while America hurtles toward UBI, Epstein's haiku-style suicide note ("No fun. Not worth it."), the House reauthorizing warrantless FISA 235-191, and a serious pitch to crowdfund ThroatGoat.com via Shalom Bananas merch sales. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live Shows At SamTripoli.com:</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Newport Beach, Ca:5/10</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Hollywood, Ca: 5/18 (Sam Is Running HIs New Special)</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Costa Mesa, Ca: 5/28</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Austin, TX: 5/22 (Live Taping Of Sam Tripoli's Comedy Special)</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Albuquerque, NM: 6/12-6/13</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Austin, TX: 6/18</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Lawerence, KS: 9/17-9/19</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Tulsa, OK: 10/9-10/10</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Austin, TX: Dec 11th-13th</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Buy Our Merch or Sam Will Fight You: https://conspiracy-social-club-aka-deep-waters.myshopify.com/</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AkaDeepWaters</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Check out Dylan's instagram - @dylanpetewrenn</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Check out Deep Waters Instagram: @akadeepwaters</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Check out Bad Tv podcast: https://bit.ly/3RYuTG0</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS:</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">RAYCON</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Go to BuyRaycon.com/CSC to get 15% off Everyday Earbud Classics</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">BLUECHEW GOLD</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Go to BlueChew.com and use promo code "DEEP" to get your 3rd month free</span></p>