Amen, Awomen, And A New Year For Bee Prophecies

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 1/8/2021.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week's biggest stories like Biden's new mask womandate, totally healthy dead</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Cosmopolitan</span></em> <span style="font-weight: 400;">cover girls, and The Babylon Bee's new 100% effective marriage proposal service. The always prophetic Bee writers have made predictions for 2021, there's weird news, and ever-glorious hate mail.  </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Be sure to check out</span> <a href="http://youtube.com/thebabylonbee"><span style="font-weight: 400;">The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel</span></a> <span style="font-weight: 400;">for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at</span> <a href="https://babylonbee.com/plans"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://babylonbee.com/plans</span></a></p> <p><strong>Stuff That's Good</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Kyle likes coffee. He ranks his methods of coffee prep.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Ethan</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">likes</span> <a href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/274190/Broforce/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">BroForce.</span><strong> </strong></a></p> <p><strong>Weird News</strong></p> <p><a href="https://www.reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-germany-flightradar/german-pilot-makes-point-with-syringe-in-the-sky-idUSKBN2910E6"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">German pilot makes point with syringe in the sky</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/kentucky-man-clearing-snow-driveway-flamethrower-viral"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Kentucky man goes viral for clearing snowy driveway with flamethrower</span></a></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">UPDATE ON JETPACK MAN:</span> <a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/los-angeles-pilot-finally-captures-elusive-jetpack-man-on-video"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Los Angeles pilot finally captures elusive 'jetpack man' on video</span></a></p> <p><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/01/04/Escaped-hamster-braves-freezing-temperatures-to-get-to-candy-store/6081609777739/"> Escaped hamster braves freezing temperatures to get to candy store</a></span></p> <p><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/12/24/bodybuilders-sex-doll-wife-breaks-right-before-christmas/amp/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Bodybuilder may spend holidays alone after sex-doll wife is 'broken'</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/01/06/Police-respond-to-chickens-wreaking-havoc-at-New-Jersey-McDonalds/1271609953367/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Police respond to chickens 'wreaking havoc' at New Jersey McDonald's</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/01/06/UAE-chefs-bake-worlds-longest-line-of-pies-for-Guinness-record/2011609957505/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">UAE chefs bake world's longest line of pies for Guinness record</span></a></p> <p><strong>Story 1:</strong> <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/10-tips-for-proposing-to-your-girlfriend/"> <strong>10 Tips for Proposing to Your Girlfriend</strong></a><strong>: A Love Story!</strong></p> <p><strong>Summary:</strong> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Spring is almost here. We think. We're not really sure since we've all been locked inside our homes since last spring. Anyway, now is the time when Ring Before Spring takes over all the Bible colleges and young men start proposing left and right. Some of our readers might be wondering: how should I propose to my girlfriend? We asked love experts like Gary Chapman, our youth pastor, and Joshua Harris, and compiled these ten tips for proposing to your woman. </span></p> <p><strong>Real Story:</strong> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Top ten list in the link. The main thing was to keep number 9 and 10 in there for Jackson Baker to propose to his girlfriend,</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Kelsey.</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">One of the pictures he sent is below:</span></p> <p><strong>Story 2:</strong> <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-nationwide-mask-mandate-and-womandate/"> <strong>Biden Promises Nationwide Mask Mandate And Womandate</strong></a></p> <p><strong>Summary:</strong> <span style="font-weight: 400;">In light of recent events, Biden has updated his COVID plan to include not just a mask mandate, but a mask womandate as well. In a prepared statement given to his nurse and posted on Twitter, the completely legitimate and unquestioned president-elect apologized for the sexist language in his plan.</span></p> <p><strong>Real story:</strong> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Hilarity ensued when House Democrats opened up the 117th session of congress with an opening prayer from Rep. Emanuel Cleaver, D-Missouri, minister at the St. James United Methodist Church, a prayer made in the name of "the monotheistic god, Brahma, and god known by many names by many different faiths," which ended with AMEN and A-WOMAN.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Amen is not gendered. It is from Hebrew and means It means "it is so" or "so it be." Amen is derived from the Hebrew āmēn, which means "certainty," "truth," and "verily."</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Other ways on which Rep. Cleaver has updated his speech.</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"><br /> <br /></span></p> <p><strong>Story 3:</strong> <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/cosmopolitan-features-first-ever-dead-cover-models-this-is-healthy"> <strong>'This Is Healthy': Cosmopolitan Features First-Ever Dead Cover Girls</strong></a></p> <p><strong>Summary:</strong> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Yass, slay, queens --</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">dead</span></em> <span style="font-weight: 400;">queens, that is!</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Cosmopolitan Magazine</span></em> <span style="font-weight: 400;">is promoting body positivity with the first-ever series of corpse cover models.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The issues feature interviews with and profiles on a dozen dead girls who show how they too can be healthy despite being completely dead.</span></p> <p><strong>Real story:</strong> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Cosmopolitan Magazine is</span> <a href="https://twitter.com/katrinabhaydon/status/1345945601624702979"><span style="font-weight: 400;"> featuring on its cover</span></a> <span style="font-weight: 400;">very overweight women as the picture of health with the main story being '11 women on why wellness doesn't have to be one-size-fits-all."</span></p> <p><strong>Topic of the Week:</strong> <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-predictions-for-2021"> <strong>The Babylon Bee's 2021 Prophecies!</strong></a></p> <p><strong>Hate Mail </strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Bryan says we've become too political.</span></p> <p><strong>Subscriber Portion</strong></p> <p><strong>Mailbag from Drew that puts Ethan right to sleep</strong></p> <p><strong>Bonus Hate Mail</strong></p> <p><strong>Cool Story From Becky</strong></p> <p><strong>Headline Forum</strong></p>