Based Camp with Simone Malcolm Collins
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Asmongold Got An Ultimatum From His GF: The Internet Is Largely On Board
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51:12Now PlayingAsmongold has a girlfriend — and she handed him a list of ultimatums.
In this episode of Based Camp, Malcolm and Simone break down Kai’Sa’s demands (clean the “contaminated” room, shower every other day, get the shorter haircut, cut the sugar) and explain why the majority of the nerd-right actually supports them.
Is this domestication… or a woman who actually wants him healthy, functional, and capable of having the family he says he wants?
We go through every confirmed demand, compare it to how real long-term partnerships work, talk shit tests vs. genuine investment, American cultural preferences for women with spines, OnlyFans economics, and why “I love you just the way you are” is often the most unloving thing you can say.
Plus the usual Based Camp tangents: dead rats as alarm clocks, Mongolian beef in a 1700s farmhouse kitchen with no hood, Tibetan fox girls, and the eternal struggle of keeping a website online.
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