Right Wing Activist Matt Schlapp Suffers Life Crisis As Dishwasher Breaks

Matt Schlapp, one of the worst, most corrupt Trumpers among conservative activists--which is saying something--took to Twitter to freak out and blame Joe Biden because...his dishwasher broke. He knew his way around getting big bucks to try and get Trump to pardon sleazes. But how does one deal with a broken dishwasher?! Cliff provides the breakdown & takedown, as Matt's very existence is imperiled.

Matt's Twitter Cry For Help

Matt paid big bucks to try to get criminal pardoned

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so you may know who matt schlapp is uh besides sounding like a sexually transmitted disease matt schlapp has been sort of part of the right-wing infrastructure in washington for a good couple decades now um he got his start working with the bushes the bush folks there's even an infamous picture of him as part of the famous infamous i should say again brooks brothers riot which was where republicans learned some of their early tricks when they shut down vote counting in florida by banging on the doors of the duval county vote uh center where they were counting the ballots to try to make sure we got an accurate account to decide if push ragor would be our president matt slapp was a young republican then and already the goon that he would become um fast forward trump gets elected obviously certain republicans that were part of that part of that whole thing back then couldn't stomach donald trump traitor um vicious uh person who destroys people guy who who is completely incompetent and stupid and evil you know whatever um matt schlapp could uh he and his wife mercedes schlapp i'm not making these names up they do exist uh kissed donald trump's ring she ended up working in the trump administration he became the head of the american conservative union and conservatism became trumpism it became neo-populism which is another way of saying yeah nazi light you know not quite there yet but we're making our way doing our best so yesterday matt schlapp was a really tough time he also uh got paid a million dollars to uh seek a pardon for a criminal for to donald trump using those connections and you know he's been a paid gross lobbyist for everything so they're multi-millionaires they have a cushy life but it was very difficult for matt yesterday he tweeted out quote our dishwasher broke yesterday i was informed that a replacement will take over a year i barely remember the carter years no one will ever forget the biden years a year to wait on a common appliance socialists have made building things in america a green nightmare where to go with this let's start with it doesn't take a year to get a new dishwasher or dishwasher parts i love that this guy that's in the party that's worried about manliness josh hawley the guy with the born and khakis going around trying to tell us how to get manliness back on that unbelievably weird tucker carlson video with the guy recharging his junk and um all sorts of men slapping each other around and wrestling and i don't know what that thing was um uh matt schlapp clearly is part of the the manliness movement you wouldn't want to you know upset that manicure by washing some dishes by hand for a day or two and when it comes to his dishwasher my guess is his dishwasher was an underpaid human with no health care who he fired but if you really do need to get a dishwasher like i went and i looked online and get parts it would take you a couple days it's not difficult he wanted to make up a lie again this is what they do he's trying to build this narrative about joe biden and inflation and all this sort of stuff because we have the best economy we've had in 50 years with literally 3.6 unemployment and we've after coven when we got shots and arms the corner economy came roaring back creating millions of jobs breaking records but you know inflation's a worldwide problem right now and part of it is the war in russia and we're doing what we can to fight it and so it's joe biden and they want to make it so that everybody doesn't pay attention to the rest of the world kind of like with gun control and the death penalty and health care being universal and just pays attention to what's going on here so they can blame joe um so you know this guy that was helped architect the trump years hundreds of thousands dying from covet that didn't need to and corrupt should be on a scale we still can't even imagine money that disappeared and went to trump properties and you know the deals made with we have to rendition people for erdogan by michael flynn and trump just deals with putin uh to build the trump tower i don't want to go on you know a lot of stuff but that he's trying to to make it like the biden or carter years could compare to the abomination that was donald trump um