Bridget Phetasy
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Trump Brought Half of Wall Street to Beijing

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May 17, 2026

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America and China are in a codependent marriage, and Trump just took the whole family to Beijing for his birthday. In this clip, Bridget Phetasy breaks down Trump's China trip — flanked by Elon Musk, Jensen Huang, Tim Apple, Larry Fink, and basically every CEO who matters — as they scramble to extend the fragile tariff ceasefire and make nice over soybeans and jets. The kicker? Every single one of them had to leave their personal phones at home and carry a burner. Tim Cook couldn't bring his own iPhone into China. Capitalism always wins — except when Beijing's reading your texts.

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