Bridget Phetasy
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Elon Musk Is Every Tourist Dad Who Just Got a New Camera
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7:05Now PlayingElon Musk went to China and became everyone's dad on a cruise ship — selfies, silly faces, pure childlike wonder, or whatever the ketamine equivalent of that is. Meanwhile Marco Rubio trolled the world by showing up to the Great Hall of the People in the same Nike tracksuit Venezuela's Nicolás Maduro got arrested in, and China quietly renamed him "Marco Lu" so they could let him in without lifting their own sanctions. And in the most ominous footnote of the trip, Beijing's surveillance drone system physically showed up to scold a guy for illegal parking — a feature some of our own officials seemed very interested in.
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