Ivanka Found a Private Island on a Friend's Boat

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner casually stumbled onto a 1,400 hectare private island in the Mediterranean while swimming from a friend's yacht, and now they're building a $1.4 billion luxury eco-resort on it. The island is a former strategic military base for the Roman, Byzantine, and Ottoman empires with Soviet-era bunkers and tunnels, and QAnon is losing their minds over it. Albanian anti-corruption authorities are now investigating the deal after legislation was conveniently weakened to allow luxury resorts inside national parks that were previously protected bird sanctuaries. Ivanka describes the project as not even a business but a personal challenge, while the local population is rioting and burning down the prime minister's house.

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