Bridget Phetasy
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The World Cup Is Accidentally Throwing America a Birthday Party
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June 12, 2026
June 12, 2026
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8:02Now PlayingThe World Cup has brought thousands of Europeans to American soil and they are absolutely losing it over what they found. A German guy named Freddy went from 17,000 followers to 400,000 just by posting his reactions to real America. He tubed down the Chattahoochee River, stood on top of Stone Mountain, hit up Waffle House and Taco Bell, and then discovered Buc-ee's, a gas station with 120 pumps where you can walk out with a smoker. Americans gave him a free ride to the stadium because that is what we do. Meanwhile Europeans on Twitter are convinced our stadiums with indoor plumbing are soulless compared to their vomit soaked terraces. An eagle literally flew around a college football stadium while 100,000 people chanted War Eagle and a British guy said he felt like he was in a movie. The European mind truly cannot comprehend America and honestly that is the best birthday present we could ask for.
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