Supreme Court Confirms Boys Are Boys and Everyone Lost It

Bridget Phetasy takes a victory lap after the Supreme Court unanimously ruled that biological boys are boys under Title IX, meaning they can not compete in girls school sports or enter girls locker rooms. The case centered on a biological male who sued for the right to play on girls teams, and it took six months and all nine justices to settle what most people already knew. 27 states had already passed laws protecting girls from being forced to compete against boys, while 23 states were still totally fine with it. Bridget points out that this debate ate up years of PTA meetings and school board attention while an entire generation of kids can barely read or do math, and teachers were too busy leading walkouts to notice.

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