Bridget Phetasy
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Modern Dating Is Hell and Everyone Knows It
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August 27, 2026
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7:48Now PlayingBridget Phetasy goes full scorched earth on modern dating. Women are posting toilet selfies on dating profiles, men are dodging TikTok true crime obsessives, and 2026 just became the first year in human history where humanity is below replacement fertility. From Lindsay Clancy sympathizers getting dumped pre-wedding, to Matt Walsh making surprisingly decent points about young men being terrified of marriage, this clip covers the full dumpster fire of the modern dating apocalypse. Stay married, people. You do NOT want to go back out there.
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