Marco Rubio Says America's Global Reputation Shattered Due To 'Woke' Beer

Republican Senator Marco Rubio believes that the country is going to Hell and that we have lost all of our allies, all because Bud Light hired a transgender influencer to promote their product. Republicans have completely lost their minds over a simple beer can, which might be proof that they were never that mentally stable to begin with. Farron Cousins explains what's happening.

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Well, folks, it is official, according to Republican Senator Marco Rubio, the United States is going to hell and our global image has been shattered because of Bud Light. I I, I wish I was here with more positive news for you today. I, I wish I had an uplifting, hopeful message, but apparently Bud Light has doomed the United States of America because they paid a transgender influencer to promote their product. So the United States, as we know it is apparently, I guess just dead here, is Marco Rubio on Fox News proclaiming that the woke beer is somehow empowering our enemies and turning off our allies. Here he is.

And, and our culture, what is, what we focused on as a culture. We're focused on the fact that now some man pretending to be a woman gets paid millions of dollars to sell Nike sports bras and Bud Light. So the world looks at that and said, this place is a laughing stock and they react to it. And I could go on for an hour about all the things that we are, we are being embarrassed on the world stage. Our adversaries are taking advantage of it, and our friends are saying, Hey, we may have to go on on our own here cuz these guys look like they're about to commit societal suicide.

Dude, it's, it's beer. I mean, if, if our allies are gonna say, well, we're not gonna be friends with them anymore over beer, then were they ever really our friends in the first place? Do you honestly think that our enemies are out there? Do you think Russia is sitting there saying, oh good, I'm not gonna do a Russian accent. I'm so sorry. Do you think they're over there in Russia saying, good, the Bud Light has taken them down. We tack now. No, that's not happening. You think Kim Jong on is over there saying like, oh boy, because they've got the transgender influencer pushing Bud Light, we can now launch our missiles. That's not a thing, Marco. That's not happening anywhere on the planet. What's funny about the whole thing is that none of it would even be an issue if you, little idiot conservative snowflakes weren't making it an issue.

I promise you, nobody outside of our borders here in the United States gives a who Bud Light is paying to push their product. That's, that's not a thing anybody cares about. And by the way, do you honestly think that our, our, our enemies across the globe are looking at us? They could go, well, they're weak now because of the Bud Light. I guess that means they no longer have all those, those missiles and the nukes and all. No, they're not not afraid of us anymore. Our culture, whatever the hell you're calling that is not being destroyed, our global image has not deteriorated because of a woke beer.

I have said it before and I'm gonna say it again here because he keeps proving me, right? Marco Rubio is the dumbest human being in the United States Senate right now, possibly ever. Alright. This man is so painfully stupid and I don't just mean like some of the conservatives out there who pretend to be stupid, you know, so that the other conservatives will follow along. No, Marco Rubio is genuinely dumb. Like, so dumb. I don't know who dresses him in the morning, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't do it himself because he can't figure out how a button works. That's how stupid I think this man is and he keeps proving me, right? That's the worst part of it. Like every time I think Marco Rubio can't get any dumber, he comes along and says, hold my woke beer because I'm gonna do something even stupider today. That is Marco Rubio. And unfortunately, he is one of my senators here in Florida and he thinks that the United States has lost our global standing because of promotional, uh, thing with Bud Light. Like that's the thing that's gonna take America down, bud Light hiring a transgender influencer to push their product.