Coffee with Hawk Episode 047: June 11, 2024

Well, well, well, the nation's favorite crackhead Hunter Biden has finally been convicted of some felonies! But don't worry, the left doesn't really care that much. We're not about to burn down the country and claim the justice system is rigged just because the president's son got in trouble. That's more of a Trump family kind of thing.

Speaking of Trump, he's offered to pardon Hunter if he gets re-elected. How generous! I'm sure Hunter is thrilled at the prospect of being pardoned by a man who looks like an X-rayed Wooly Willy toy. Maybe they can be cellmates and compete for who has the most embarrassing leaked emails and videos.

In other news, Sam Alito's wife is very concerned that looking at a pride flag will turn her gay. To be fair, if I had to be married to Sam Alito, the sight of a rainbow flag would probably make me question my sexuality too. Maybe we should start a GoFundMe to buy her some polarized lenses to protect her fragile heterosexuality.

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