Full Potato Friday Episode 018: June 9, 2024

Buckle up folks, it's another wild ride on the Full Potato Friday express! Our conductor Hawk kicks things off by reminding us that the MAGA train has officially gone off the rails, with Marjorie Taylor Greene warning about the perils of electric cars and Trump babbling incoherently about a sinking boat with a massive battery being attacked by a shark. Hey, at least he's consistent - his rallies are still just unhinged word salads served up with a side of sundowning.

But don't worry, there's plenty more absurdity to go around! The Proud Boys are back and badder than ever, vowing "war" from their lounge chairs in federal prison. Speaking of delusions, we've got the latest miracle hit from the MAGA gospel choir - "The Chosen One" declares Trump is literally appointed by God to fight evil, between bouts of porn star hush money crimes. But hey, imperfect vessels and all that jazz, right?

The clown car just keeps on delivering as we hear about Republican lawmakers making fools of themselves, Trump attorneys not understanding how trials work, and Christina Bobb solidifying her reputation as the Amber Heard of election lawyers. But let's take a break from the parade of embarrassments to remember the time drunk Cleveland Indians fans rushed the field armed with a booze-soaked battlecry and whatever digested 10-cent beers they could unleash. Now that's the kind of unhinged chaos we can all get behind!

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