Coffee with Hawk Episode 049: July 3, 2024

In this episode of Coffee with Hawk, Hawk dives headfirst into the political dumpster fire that is the current state of the 2024 presidential race. With all the enthusiasm of someone explaining why their favorite sports team just lost to a group of blindfolded toddlers, Hawk breaks down the latest polls showing Biden trailing Trump by growing margins. He then speculates about the possibility of Biden dropping out and handing the reins to Kamala Harris, painting a picture optimistic enough to include unicorns and free ice cream for everyone.

The episode takes a delightful detour into the realm of political fan fiction, imagining scenarios where President Harris drives Trump insane with her mere existence and causes Republican heads to explode like overripe watermelons. Hawk throws around potential VP picks like he's playing fantasy football, all while assuring us he doesn't care who the nominee is as long as they can beat Trump - a statement he repeats so often it could be a drinking game.

As if the political circus wasn't enough, Hawk treats us to a grab bag of news tidbits, including the riveting tale of RFK Jr. denying canine consumption while dodging sexual assault allegations (because that's apparently where we are as a society now). He wraps up the show with the cheery reminder that we're all doomed to live in an authoritarian theocracy with unbreathable air, urging listeners to have a happy Fourth of July while simultaneously questioning what there is to celebrate. It's a jolly good time for anyone who enjoys their political commentary with a heaping side of existential dread!

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