Coffee with Hawk Episode 054: July 20, 2024

Alright folks, buckle up for another wild ride through the political thunderdome with Hawk! This episode is like a fever dream of news, where every day feels like a year and reality TV has nothing on the US government. From mass shootings at political rallies to judges dismissing cases faster than you can say "Mar-a-Lago," it's been a whirlwind that would make even the most seasoned politician's head spin.

Our fearless commentator takes us on a journey through the Republican National Convention, which apparently was a "festival of potatoes." We've got Trump looking more orange than ever, Biden potentially dropping out faster than a toddler's attention span at church, and JD Vance being picked as VP, presumably for his willingness to break the law on command. It's like a political version of "The Apprentice," but with higher stakes and lower morals.

As if that wasn't enough, Hawk throws in some spicy takes on age limits for politicians (72 and you're out, folks!), racist backlash against JD Vance's wife, and Matt Gaetz's new look being compared to an "AI-powered inflatable sex doll." It's a rollercoaster of absurdity that leaves you wondering if we're living in a simulation programmed by a particularly sadistic comedian. But fear not, dear listeners! Hawk recommends guided meditation to keep your sanity intact. Because let's face it, in this political climate, we're all going to need it.

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