Harrison Ford Delivers The WORST Commencement Speech Of All Time!

Harrison Ford calls in to the show to admit he was "out of his mind" high while delivering a commencement address at Arizona State University, where he lectured graduates about mass extinction, environmental collapse, and indigenous people being murdered—a "major bummer" of a speech that killed the mood for students hoping to party. He explains that there are different types of stoners—the introspective philosopher, the one who finds everything funny, and his type, the "absolute bummer outer" who becomes a "world class Debbie Downer" on THC.

When asked if he'd ever give another commencement address, he says yes because "that's their problem, not mine," and that he'd "do it all over again" without trying to be inspirational. He ends his call with the parting words, "We're all going to die alone," followed by telling the host to "go fuck yourself."

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