JD Vance ADMITS China Is Eating Trump’s Lunch!

Vice President JD Vance calls in to explain that President Trump is traveling to China to pressure Chinese leaders over the trade deficit using the same failed negotiation tactics he employed with Iran. Vance notes that China has centuries of experience dealing with difficult rulers and knows the best way to handle Trump is through flattery, having previously won him over with a military parade that he still obsesses about.

Vance predicts that China will offer even grander spectacles, and in exchange, Trump will quietly concede on Taiwan and accept a fraction of the investment he originally demanded. While Trump is away, Vance will be in charge in Washington, though he admits he would rather be in China himself, claiming it is far superior to India, which he describes in vulgar and dismissive terms.

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