Comedian on the world's longest LGBTQ acronym - and the myth of "indigenous genocide"

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A new LGBTQ acronym just dropped - it’s MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+

The MMIWG stands for "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls". (They now know what a woman is!)

But I don't really see what being a murdered woman has to do with sexuality.

Are murdered indigenous women going to get their own float at Pride? A truck covered with eskimo corpses? That's going to kill the vibe a bit. And what's it got to do with men in leather harnesses dancing to Kylie Minogue?

The truth is, of course, that there's no genocide against indigenous women in Canada. In 2023, 50 indigenous women were murdered, not 50 million, 50. It wasn't done as part of an industrial-scale targeted extermination by the government. Most of those women died at the hands of their partners, ex-partners, or family. So they were killed by other indigenous people.

But there is a genocide being perpetrated by the state in Canada. In a month or two, Canada will hit the watermark of 100,000 medically assisted deaths. The vast majority of which - 96% - are white. So there's your ethnic genocide.

Many of these deaths aren't people at the end of their lives or suffering from an awful terminal disease. The government has exterminated people like Kiano Vafaeian, a 26-year-old who was blind in one eye and suffering from diabetes and depression. A young man with manageable conditions.

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