The Hard Way | Mon 1-12-26

<p><em>Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake’s favorite phrase(s)? “Autistic” Barbie. Cop cussed!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Monday, January 12, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>(0:00:00) Start</p><p>(0:02:17) Scott Adams, others…</p><p>(0:05:27) Hey, guys! Crying, lying tee…</p><p>(0:07:23) 🗒️ Scott Adams, Pascal’s Wager</p><p>(0:14:10) 🎥 Fed chair Jerome Powell swallowing hard</p><p>(0:22:22) 💬 Super: Greggatron, fave phrase? 6 7 ?</p><p>(0:24:23) 💬 Coffee: Greenland? 🎥 The hard way?</p><p>(0:33:25) 🗣️ International law police, Venezuela</p><p>(0:37:33) 📸 Christian Sturdivant, 18yo NC ISIS guy</p><p>(0:41:59) 📞 ART, OH: Be Christian. God protecting you: Friend story, robbery!</p><p>(0:47:02) ART: Other Christian denominations, sects, vs Muslims</p><p>(0:48:13) ART, re: Gregory Bovino talking with gals.</p><p>(0:53:15) ART: Lady in MN, terrorism in Somalia, being nice</p><p>(0:56:34) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Fave phrase, “Oh Lord.”</p><p>(0:58:31) W 7: 3i/Atlas</p><p>(1:06:53) 3I/ATLAS ☄️</p><p>(1:11:19) Laika 🐕 Soviet space dog</p><p>(1:17:23) Chat shoutouts</p><p>(1:19:26) 💬 Supers…</p><p>(1:23:58) 💬 Cesar: Barbie</p><p>(1:28:04) 💬 Cesar: Cop said bleep</p><p>(1:35:13) 💬 Greggatron</p><p>(1:35:48) 💬 Back to Popcorn</p><p>(1:44:09) 💬 Eric: Books</p><p>(1:45:36) 📞 RONNIE, OH: I’m not Popcorn. Greenland?</p><p>(1:52:09) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Officer MN get off. Hyped up activists!</p><p>(1:54:11) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/12/hake-mon-1-12-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/12/hake-mon-1-12-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/12/jlp-mon-1-12-26" target="_blank"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/12/jlp-mon-1-12-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/12/jlp-mon-1-12-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/live/i8f4GFmB_gA" target="_blank">YouTube</a> - <a href="https://rumble.com/v746sya-hake-mon-1-12-26.html" target="_blank">Rumble</a> - <a href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1316905" target="_blank">Pilled</a> - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/835115026189389" target="_blank">FB Live</a> - <a href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2010758677519552854" target="_blank">X Live</a> - <a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/ef6x3dlfJDuG" target="_blank">BitChute</a> (<a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/kQ2g1qzzBIJ2" target="_blank">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast" target="_blank"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2" target="_blank">Apple</a> - <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg" target="_blank">Spotify</a> - <a href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693" target="_blank">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br /><br />Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>