"Be Good" | Fri 1-16-26

<p><em>Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump’s gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good.</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Friday, January 16, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>(0:00:00) Start / Caledonian Elixir</p><p>(0:04:51) Trump crackdown please?</p><p>(0:06:30) Hey, guys!</p><p>(0:09:19) … Print quality</p><p>(0:14:05) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: The fight over the noise attack</p><p>(0:20:29) DAVID: Scott Adams</p><p>(0:23:23) DAVID: Kennedys, decline of America, lies, Somalis</p><p>(0:25:23) DAVID: Women protesting, JD Vance declaration</p><p>(0:26:50) DAVID: Brooklyn incident 7 years back. Big crime, big gov’t!</p><p>(0:31:13) DAVID: Property tax out of control… Hope I live to 62. SSI.</p><p>(0:32:49) DAVID: 40cal I won’t carry</p><p>(0:34:40) DAVID: Getting off meds. Temper down.</p><p>(0:35:35) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Memories, son’s brain, shy disability, quiet/God’s voice</p><p>(0:50:45) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Vaxx, God, confusion, imagination</p><p>(0:57:44) 🗣️ Flu shots… Coffees…</p><p>(1:04:54) Popcorn 🎥 Trump middle finger? Mark Ruffalo too.</p><p>(1:16:13) Coffee: Cesar</p><p>(1:17:24) Supers…</p><p>(1:19:10) Supers: LYC on memory vs thought vs imagination</p><p>(1:21:06) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Vaccinations anecdotes</p><p>(1:25:40) ALLEN: Near-death experience: temporary hell?</p><p>(1:30:50) 💬 Supers: LYC</p><p>(1:31:18) 📞 ALEX, CA: Younger Mexican</p><p>(1:33:24) ALEX: protester lady: I only care what you feel, not the truth</p><p>(1:34:34) ALEX: expectations on Trump: Left worse, Right nice</p><p>(1:36:28) 📞 JAIME, MN: Hafa, impressions; Governors’ race: Ilhan?</p><p>(1:43:52) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Earth curve tip.</p><p>(1:50:05) 💬 Coffee: If Joe Biden did to MTG what Trump did</p><p>(1:52:09) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Haden needn’t identify with race, like you said</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/16/hake-fri-1-16-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/16/hake-fri-1-16-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/16/jlp-fri-1-16-26" target="_blank"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/16/jlp-fri-1-16-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/16/jlp-fri-1-16-26</a></p><p>Substack: Caledonian Elixir appearance: <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir" target="_blank">https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir</a></p><p>Blog post: Caledonian Elixir appearance <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/15/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir-thu-1-15-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/15/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir-thu-1-15-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/live/5ZA1dg9t7GQ" target="_blank">YouTube</a> - <a href="https://rumble.com/v74dps8-hake-fri-1-16-26.html" target="_blank">Rumble</a> - <a href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1320783" target="_blank">Pilled</a> - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1502619848531748" target="_blank">FB Live</a> - <a href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2012208224125026746" target="_blank">X Live</a> - <a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/9y0oXo6SvMLI" target="_blank">BitChute</a></p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast" target="_blank"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2" target="_blank">Apple</a> - <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg" target="_blank">Spotify</a> - <a href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693" target="_blank">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br /><br />Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>