Worst HAKE Ever | Thu 1-29-26

<p><em>Hake got caught not paying attention. </em> 🙈 <em> Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq?</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>(0:00:00) Start</p><p>(0:03:38) Patience? NOT!</p><p>(0:04:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! Teeth tee!</p><p>(0:06:37) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Punchie Penguin</p><p>(0:12:09) W7: Jesus is not God billboard</p><p>(0:15:36) W7: FE. Copernicus. I’m not angry. You’re not paying attention!</p><p>(0:18:20) 📞 BRIAN, NOLA: ICE doing too much. How about Jacob Frey?</p><p>(0:26:48) B: New Orleans crime…</p><p>(0:34:49) B: Silliness of…</p><p>(0:40:50) B: Trump</p><p>(0:42:21) 📞 BRIAN, STL, MO, 1st: Domestic. Iran=Iraq. Gulf of Tonkin. WWII.</p><p>(0:46:58) B: ICE distraction from Iran. Alex Pretti. Executed!</p><p>(1:04:15) B: Iran.</p><p>(1:10:10) B: Canada, Denmark, free healthcare.</p><p>(1:15:43) 📞 DAVID, TX: ICE incident. Alex Pretti.</p><p>(1:25:03) D: Ashli Babbitt, J6’ers had no business. Renee Good.</p><p>(1:28:12) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron, Cesar, Terri</p><p>(1:31:21) 💬 Popcorn: Police state, right or left?</p><p>(1:37:05) 💬 Coffees: Bernie Mac… Brian forgive mama; Supers…</p><p>(1:40:29) 🙇 Sorry, W7! 💬 Supers… Bibby</p><p>(1:44:45) Callers’ audio not working on Hake’s end…</p><p>(1:48:20) 💬 Supers</p><p>(1:49:10) 💬 Supers</p><p>(1:52:23) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Worst episode!</p><p>(1:54:00) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/29/hake-thu-1-29-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/29/hake-thu-1-29-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/29/jlp-thu-1-29-26" target="_blank"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/29/jlp-thu-1-29-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/29/jlp-thu-1-29-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/live/AZ60gzoHyeQ" target="_blank">YouTube</a> - <a href="https://rumble.com/v74ze2y-hake-thu-1-29-26.html" target="_blank">Rumble</a> - <a href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1329039" target="_blank">Pilled</a> - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/737231815831224" target="_blank">FB Live</a> - <a href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2016919274992939201" target="_blank">X Live</a> - <a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/w2J2wpAcH7Vi" target="_blank">BitChute</a></p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast" target="_blank"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2" target="_blank">Apple</a> - <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg" target="_blank">Spotify</a> - <a href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693" target="_blank">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br /><br />Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>