Watch Yourself | Wed 2-25-26

<p><em>Fit white pothead met his goals, but took “degenerate” personally. Future President’s “Epstein” quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business?</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Supers</p><p>* (0:05:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP tee, OOP</p><p>* (0:08:38) 📞 HADEN, TX: black fathers, Juneteenth, BHI, BHM</p><p>* (0:13:17) H: Trump SOTU… honoring people</p><p>* (0:19:02) H: Maduro, Venezuela, Mexico, capture</p><p>* (0:20:41) H: What is a conservative? Love?</p><p>* (0:26:48) H: Is Trump H—? Wish he was more radical?</p><p>* (0:31:04) H: Trump Black History Month</p><p>* (0:32:47) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Our Future President, not listening</p><p>* (0:37:31) M: Epstein quarter-zip joke, Baron Trump</p><p>* (0:40:22) 📞 ALEX, CA: Pot pearl-clutching. Functional “degenerate”?</p><p>* (0:49:01) 🗣️ ALEX vs ALLEN, MI: Health. To feel good?</p><p>* (0:53:21) ALLEN: Cleansing</p><p>* (0:55:23) 💬 ALLEN Supers</p><p>* (0:57:08) 📞 DAVID, TX: “Recovery.” Growing? Funds other things. Spirit, escape.</p><p>* (1:04:18) D: Cultural decline, Legalizing increased crime, Reefer madness is real; CO</p><p>* (1:10:41) 💬 Cesar on infantilizing 14-25yo agenda</p><p>* (1:15:58) 💬 Popcorn: nunya bizness</p><p>* (1:21:09) 💬 BasedAF… SOTU</p><p>* (1:24:44) 📞 ART, OH: Liberal laws… Effects: Memory, gateway, people’s elbow</p><p>* (1:30:52) A: Trump Ilhan Omar</p><p>* (1:32:32) 📞 RYAN, IL: D’s vs S— change</p><p>* (1:34:39) 💬 Eric: Women, Subjective/Comparison/Ego, Unconsciousness</p><p>* (1:38:50) 💬 Cesar: defensiveness</p><p>* (1:41:25) 💬 Popcorn on medical financial influences</p><p>* (1:44:35) 💬 Lori not on it!</p><p>* (1:45:46) 💬 Nicky: Lost horrible men</p><p>* (1:47:18) 💬 Porkchop on bike locks</p><p>* (1:48:46) 💬 Cesar on Eric</p><p>* (1:49:55) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: It sneaks up on you</p><p>* (1:53:42) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/25/hake-wed-2-25-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/25/hake-wed-2-25-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/25/jlp-wed-2-25-26" target="_blank"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/25/jlp-wed-2-25-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/25/jlp-wed-2-25-26</a></p><p>🥊 PUNCHIE TV Hake blog <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/2/18/punchie-tv-ep-076-wed-2-25-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/2/18/punchie-tv-ep-076-wed-2-25-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@thehakereport" target="_blank">YouTube</a> - <a href="https://rumble.com/v7683o2-hake-wed-2-25-26.html" target="_blank">Rumble</a> - <a href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1348484" target="_blank">Pilled</a> - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1944271932837218" target="_blank">FB Live</a> - <a href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2026703740808622261" target="_blank">X Live</a> - <a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/0VnSDfQeDLio" target="_blank">BitChute</a> (<a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/Sxjx9nrhnQoD" target="_blank">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/live/_GAZJTHucZI" target="_blank"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2" target="_blank">Apple</a> - <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg" target="_blank">Spotify</a> - <a href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693" target="_blank">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br /><br />Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>