Are Washcloths Necessary? | Wed 3-11-26

<p><em>Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black?</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Wednesday, March 11, 2026 AD</strong></p><p>CLIP: <strong>John Grisham's 'A Time to Kill' Reversed Racial Roles?!</strong> (6-min) <a href="https://youtu.be/9EqN3HR1qA4" target="_blank">YouTube</a> - <a href="https://rumble.com/v76zs2s-john-grisham-a-time-to-kill-reversed-racial-roles.html" target="_blank">Rumble</a> </p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:02:17) 💬 Rumble Rant: Smoke Alarm</p><p>* (0:06:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:09:35) 📞 JOHN, KY: trolling about wash cloths, smelling like dogs</p><p>* (0:12:43) 🚫 Meade, VA</p><p>* (0:13:13) 📞 DAVID, TX: Kristi Noem, $220M immigration ads</p><p>* (0:19:02) D: Chappelle</p><p>* (0:20:20) 📞 BRANDON, KS: KC fake schools, chirp on calls; abuse</p><p>* (0:27:13) 📞 MEADE, VA: portrayal of white southerners; “A Time to Kill”</p><p>* (0:33:41) 📞 HADEN, TX: Hygiene; Yahshua; Nothing to be proud of</p><p>* (0:38:48) H: H— denial laws in Europe, Canada, Australia …</p><p>* (0:50:24) H: Shroud of Turin</p><p>* (0:56:26) 🗒️ Shroud depicted a white or Arab or Sephardic man?</p><p>* (0:57:48) 📞 MARK, L.A.: German LGBTQ, Antifa; History: Rockwell</p><p>* (1:00:54) M: Support NJF and Israel?!</p><p>* (1:04:34) M: Crusades, Sign of cross “antisemitic”?</p><p>* (1:05:39) M: Ryan, riots bashing cops; people turn on you</p><p>* (1:08:25) M: Netanyahu, Lindsey Graham, Iran war, Israel</p><p>* (1:13:09) M: Islamists or Zionists</p><p>* (1:14:20) M: IDF stand down, Oct 7? Guilt</p><p>* (1:16:15) 📞 ALEX, CA: AI conscious or just liberal? Fruit fly</p><p>* (1:20:08) A: Using AI tool, gas $6/gallon</p><p>* (1:21:05) A: Women’s History Month, easy life</p><p>* (1:22:07) 💬 Shoutouts</p><p>* (1:23:56) 💬 Supers: Brandi, prophecy</p><p>* (1:25:39) 💬 Super: How to love enemies.</p><p>* (1:27:29) 💬 Coffees… Mike</p><p>* (1:29:50) 💬 Eric… Identity is false</p><p>* (1:31:42) 💬 Coffees… Cesar, Eric on women</p><p>* (1:33:35) 💬 Coffee: Anthony, Eric on sin, ego</p><p>* (1:35:39) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie, Everblazer</p><p>* (1:39:02) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Would you bow? Gotcha questions; Jesus</p><p>* (1:44:39) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Senate race: Talarico, Paxton, Cornyn</p><p>* (1:48:50) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Logical fallacies. 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