Monkey on Your Back | Mon 3-9-26

<p><em>History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: “monkey on your back!” Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please?</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Monday, March 9, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:02:31) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:04:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Aztlán</p><p>* (0:09:37) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: H— denial? Deny other things!</p><p>* (0:19:21) D: Know-it-all… Getting facts right… Men and women</p><p>* (0:24:51) 🗣️ MARK, CA, & DAVID: H— used for guilt; Gummy bear stop month…</p><p>* (0:27:53) M & D: Jesus and J’s spirit, not our friends</p><p>* (0:31:41) M & D: “Forgive them,” but recognize; Almanac hw; Z— Christian</p><p>* (0:37:20) M & D: Iran war? Israel history</p><p>* (0:44:23) M & D: 30 days. Muslim people… Last word, Mark</p><p>* (0:46:24) DAVID: Heaven</p><p>* (0:47:07) 📞 JAIME, MN: Ally, my rabbi, “dummy,” wood doors?</p><p>* (0:51:25) J: Iran propaganda… pallets of cash… Our Future Prez…</p><p>* (0:58:23) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: H—, anger, fear, false guilt</p><p>* (1:04:42) Z: Charlie Kirk on Iran April 2025; If Trump nuked Tehran?</p><p>* (1:11:37) Z: Balance of power?</p><p>* (1:15:16) Z: Prediction…</p><p>* (1:16:49) 📞 JEFF, LA: Jesse Jackson funeral; Jr. leave politics at home</p><p>* (1:19:16) J: Trump isn’t controlled: Venezuela, Iran, exposing China weakness</p><p>* (1:22:55) Jesse Jackson, Jr.</p><p>* (1:26:38) 💬 Supers/Coffees… Bass, Gas masks</p><p>* (1:29:39) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Iran war, 1 week in. Don’t worry.</p><p>* (1:37:43) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Appreciation for civilized countries; Mark appreciation; 30 days to break a habit</p><p>* (1:42:42) R: Weakening men…</p><p>* (1:46:05) R: Obama, Biden, Kamala; Jesse Jackson shaking the apple tree</p><p>* (1:47:20) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Popcorn … END</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/9/hake-mon-3-9-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/9/hake-mon-3-9-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/9/jlp-mon-3-9-26" target="_blank"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/9/jlp-mon-3-9-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/9/jlp-mon-3-9-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/live/E9EoVcTeMFU" target="_blank">YouTube</a> - <a href="https://rumble.com/v76u6xg-hake-mon-3-9-26.html" target="_blank">Rumble</a> - <a href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1356170" target="_blank">Pilled</a> - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/" target="_blank">FB Live</a> - <a href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2031037301506347499" target="_blank">X Live</a> - <a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/0ZRkVrxxFy1Q" target="_blank">BitChute</a> (<a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/FynHf8kadSl1" target="_blank">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast" target="_blank"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2" target="_blank">Apple</a> - <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg" target="_blank">Spotify</a> - <a href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693" target="_blank">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p> | <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/9/jlp-mon-3-9-26" target="_blank"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> Mon 3-9-26</p><p>🗞️ <strong>News</strong> (<a href="https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/09/us/5-things-to-know-for-march-9-iran-new-leader-oil-prices-airport-delays-nyc-mayor-explosive-utah-murder-trial" target="_blank">CNN</a> <a href="https://view.newsletters.cnn.com/messages/17730523611845b79806fb4d6/raw?utm_source=cnn_Five+Things+for+Monday%2C+March+9%2C+2026&#38;utm_medium=email&#38;bt_ee=Sxee7nrsV0K%2FlvQTk6grqm1r7ZqKsCkOug1zqAuXf44PSKBAXYDeVy5txO31jc6F&#38;bt_ts=1773052361186" target="_blank">email</a> or <a href="https://link.apnews.com/view/66b3613f17af60c9060434f8qjd52.aeom/2c448091" target="_blank">AP</a> or <a href="https://www.morningbrew.com/issues/in-the-hopper" target="_blank">Morning Brew</a> or <a href="https://www.theskimm.com/newsletter/daily-skimm/Gas-Prices-Are-Just-Start" target="_blank">theSkimm</a> Mon 3-9-26)</p><p>5 things to know for March 9: Iran’s new leader, Oil prices, Airport delays, NYC mayor explosive, Utah murder trial</p><p>In the news today: Iran names a new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, after his father and predecessor was killed at the start of the war; what the latest numbers show about the U.S. economy under President Donald Trump; and Russia’s cautious stance as the Iran war escalates. 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