It's For The Kids and National Socialism

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">This is the Bee Weekly 3/19/21.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Kyle and Ethan talk about the week's biggest stories like a man sitting in a pool of bean dip for a good cause, brave teacher's unions literally laying their lives down for the kids, and the entire world becoming national socialists. Ethan talks about losing his dad this week, the guys will do anything for money, and we get sent the best hate mail.</span></p> <p><strong>Intro</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Kyle and Ethan talk about their weeks. Kyle has been sick as a dog and hasn't been in the office. Ethan talks about losing his dad this week. </span></p> <p><strong>Announcement</strong><span style="font-weight: 400;">:</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The Lord of the Rings podcast will continue behind the paywall starting this Saturday</span></p> <p><strong>Subscriber Dare</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">From Mitchell Ferencevich: Read John 3:16-18 on Podcast in Hawaii Pidgin Bible on YouVersion Bible app. Shout out to his wife Melissa Ferencevich. She's the best wife and mother of 6 and goes by "Proverbs30gunwoman" on Fortnite.</span></p> <p><strong>Weird News</strong></p> <p><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/two-people-died-when-a-massive-stockpile-of-fireworks-blows-a-cali-house-to-smithereens"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">These Insane Videos Show What Happens When You Improperly Store A Truckload Of Fireworks In Your House, A Lesson Just Learned By One SoCal Homeowner</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-school-principal-daughter-arrested-for-allegedly-hacking-student-accounts-to-cast-homecoming-votes"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Florida School Principal, Daughter Arrested For Allegedly Hacking Student Accounts To Cast Homecoming Votes</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1371997462857084929?s=20"><span style="font-weight: 400;"> Did The Hill Publish A Fake Video Of Biden?</span></a></p> <h2><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/marvel-is-making-a-gay-captain-america"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Marvel Is Rolling Out A Gay Captain America</span></a></span></h2> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/10/Hunter-Ray-Barker-bean-dip-Los-Toros-Mexican-Restaurant-Chatsworth-California/1751615400519/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Man Sits In Bean Dip For 24 Hours To Promote California Restaurant</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/columbia-will-have-six-separate-but-equal-grad-ceremonies-segregated-on-race-income-and-ethnicity"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Columbia U. Will Have 6 Separate Graduations Segregated By Race, Income, Sexuality, and Ethnicity. Seriously.</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/here-it-is-the-worst-tweet-of-the-day-2"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Here It Is: Possibly One Of The Worst Tweet Of All Time.</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/11/britain-WhatShed-Minecraft-gardening-consultant/3471615495467/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Website Hiring 'Minecraft' Gardening Consultants For Virtual Landscaping</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/12/Escambia-County-Fire-Rescue-cat-tree-spaghetti/8581615581548/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Cat Trapped In Tree For Over A Week Rescued, Given Spaghetti</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/15/baby-kangaroo-captured-Stokoe-Farms-Yates-County-Sheriffs-Office-New-York/9551615824978/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Baby Kangaroo Found After Night On The Loose In New York</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/15/canada-Ontario-cyclist-chased-by-loose-ram/8251615834736/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Loose Ram Chases Ontario Cyclist Down Rural Road</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/16/dog-crashes-Jeep-Pearl-of-Door-County-Wisconsin/3851615919124/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Dog Driver Blamed For Crashing Owner's Jeep Into Wisconsin Building</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/17/raccoon-dishwasher-North-Ridgeville-Ohio/5911615995888/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Look: Home-Invading Raccoon Found Sleeping In Dishwasher</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/16/britain-Guinness-World-Records-fastest-time-drink-Capri-Sun-Declan-Evans/8421615912285/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">British Man Drinks Capri Sun In 16.65 Seconds To Set Guinness Record</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/15/Guinness-World-Records-David-Rush-caramel-corn-mouth-catches/4801615828435/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Man Catches 67 Pieces Of Caramel Corn In His Mouth For Guinness Record</span></a></p> <p><strong>Is THIS like the Nazis??</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Now watch</span> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_k6Qgvyveg"><span style="font-weight: 400;">The Cartoon</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p> <p><strong>Teacher's Union Negotiations</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Check out the</span> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbee"><span style="font-weight: 400;">YouTube channel</span></a> <span style="font-weight: 400;">for more video content.</span></p> <p><strong>Hate Mail</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Susan is happy she let her Babylon Bee subscription expire.</span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Ultra-Exclusive Subscriber Lounge</strong></span></p> <p><strong>Subscriber Update</strong></p> <p><strong>Mail Bag (Not hate mail)</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">We were probably mean to Megan Markle. Or not.</span></p> <p><strong>Bonus Hate Mail</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">We believe this man has had a few to drink and doesn't like the pop-up ads.</span></p> <p><a href="https://babylonbee.com/headline"><strong>Subscriber Headlines</strong></a> <strong>of the Week</strong></p> <p><strong>Kyle's Christian Book Store stories </strong></p> <p><br /> <br /></p>