THE BEE WEEKLY: Racist Soap Dispensers and Headlines By Kids

<p dir="ltr"><strong>THE BEE WEEKLY: Racist Soap Dispensers and Headlines By Kids</strong></p> <p dir="ltr">On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by stand-up comedian Trevor Andersen again. They talk about drag racing cops and the racism built into automatic soap dispensers. We hear the best headline pitches by our subscribers' children and find a new hero of the faith. As always we end in hate mail, this one most likely coming from a disheartened satire-hating robot.</p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Intro</strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Trevor Andersen is back on the podcast to guest host. </strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Coming up next Tuesday we have Dr. Jason Lisle, a young earth creationist on the interview show. </strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>We read subscriber comments and YouTube comments </strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Weird News</strong></p> <ol> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/greyhound-wins-race-but-is-later-discovered-to-be-on-methamphetamine/ar-BB1g54zD?ocid=uxbndlbing"> Greyhound Wins Race In New Zealand, But Is Later Discovered To Be On Methamphetamine</a> </p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-woman-glues-eye-shut-after-mistaking-nail-glue-for-eye-drops-report"> Michigan Woman Glues Eye Shut After Mistaking Nail Glue For Eye Drops</a></p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://okcfox.com/news/local/oklahoma-woman-charged-with-felony-for-not-returning-vhs-tape-21-years-ago"> Oklahoma Woman Charged With Felony For Not Returning VHS Tape 21 Years Ago</a></p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dc-cop-cars-totaled-after-officers-drag-race-in-ne-says-commander"> Two D.C. Police Cars Were Totaled After Officers Decided To Drag Race Each Other</a></p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-family-indicted-bleach-covid-cure"> Florida Family Accused Of Selling Bleach As A "miracle" Cure For COVID-19</a></p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/guess-whats-racist-now-soap-dispensers"> Automatic Soap Dispensers Are Racist Now</a></p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/biden-was-the-only-world-leader-on-a-climate-video-call-to-have-a-mask-plastered-to-his-face-because-america-is-now-a-parody-among-men"> Biden Was The Only World Leader With A Mask On During Virtual Climate Summit</a></p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04/28/Guinness-World-Records-Capri-Sun-Leah-Shutkever/1051619625082/"> British Speed-Eater Drinks Capri Sun in 15.71 Seconds For Guinness Record</a></p> </li> </ol> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Kids Pitch Babylon Bee Headlines</strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Buy Abigail Shrier's 'Irreversible Damage'</strong> (Save $18.99 with this link!)<strong>: <a href="http://www.babylonbee.com/damage">babylonbee.com/damage</a></strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Heroes of the Faith</strong></p> <p dir="ltr">Joanna Southcott </p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Hate Mail</strong></p> <p dir="ltr">We get hate mail from a Stephen Hawking robot</p> <p dir="ltr"><u><strong>Subscriber Portion</strong></u></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>We talk about what books we're currently reading</strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>BONUS HATE MAIL</strong></p>