Maddy Cawthorn Caught With His Pants Down...And Other Stuff

The Sonny Corleone hit on Madison Cawthorn by the Republican National Committee or National Republican Congressional Committee or North Carolina Republican Party or all the above continues unabated. But this time, they went Medieval on his ass (and...other parts). Cawthorn. in a new video, is engaged in sexual acts with his cousin/friend/staffer. Day-yum. Cliff provides the breakdown and the takedown.

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Oh Maddy Cawthorn, Maddy Cawthorn. We did a video earlier I think a week or two ago about how the Republican party had put a hit out on Madison Cawthorn. He had spoken too much truth. It wasn't because he went to Hitler's bunker and said that like that was his bucket list and we're, not bunker I'm sorry, his summer retreat the eagles nest, and said that that was just like the greatest moment of his life. Simply the best. It wasn't because he's hung out with Holocaust deniers and neo-nazis and about a hundred plus women have accused, I mean, something like that of sexually harassing them when he was in college. And he lied about everything from getting into the Naval Academy to how his car crash that put him in a wheelchair happened and, you know, we could just go on and on and on. But lately man they have put the smackdown on this little SOB. He came out and admitted the truth maybe, certainly seems like it now, that he had gone to cocaine orgies held by the Republican members of congress, older members too. I mean, Chuck Grassley getting involved in an orgy, ugh, don't picture it. It's better for your mental health.

But he made that claim, they got angry, they started releasing all sorts of information on how video was leaked of the second time he was stopped for driving without a license, a revoked license. There was, you know, stories released about he showed up with a gun at the airport and again he's a [ __ ] and did that on his own. But it didn't have to necessarily become a national story. Then they put out pictures of him wearing women's lingerie hanging out with a group of women drinking. And it seems like we've reached that final stage. He has a cousin who is an aide on his staff and first they released a video of them playfully, one of them was touching the other's crotch in a car. But this time man they decided to go full tango in Paris and released a video of them, um, let's just say engaging in activities, enjoying the pleasure of each other's company and bodies. And you know what, like I'm a Democrat, I don't judge at all. Although depending on what kind of cousin we're talking about, I might judge because, you know, incest, you know, not being a good thing and scientifically we know it leads to bad things.

But beyond that I don't care. I, you know, he wants to have sex with his male aide as long as it's consensual thumbs up. Everybody's of the right age. He wants to wear women's lingerie, God bless him. It's more the fact that A, of course he's a hypocrite and has judged everyone else's lifestyle, attacked trans people, attacked the LGBTQ community overall. He's trying to define what he thinks love is and what, what it can be, so we start with that. Second of all, holy shitekies. Are, I mean, if you don't understand how the Republicans play dirty when they decide to play dirty, want to get rid of somebody like, this video does not leave a lot to the imagination. Again and I gotta tell you it's gonna be interesting to see. He's got a primary coming up in two weeks. They want him out of there. They want somebody else that will not speak out loud. Will just sort of whisper quietly, hey, did you go to the orgy last week? I hear it was awesome and this time they didn't just bring coke they brought like heroin.

But in any case, I don't know what to tell you. You may want to watch the video. You may not want to watch the video. Madison Cawthorn man they are putting, they have put a hit on him and they are just destroying him. And he's an awful person and I don't feel sorry for him in the slightest. The anti-gay bigotry is [ __ ] but of course I believe that. In a Republican primary it works though because they're bigots. But any, I don't know. There's not really much more to say about it but that Madison Cawthorn literally like, it's like, you know, Sonny Corleone has decided that, that this guy is is going to end up in, I don't know any rivers well enough in North Carolina. So let's just go with the Ohio River right here, with cement slippers on his feet and they're making it happen.