Piss In My Pants ft. Harvard Medical School '14

The Jubilee Project and Harvard Medical School Class of 2014 produced a parody of SNL Lonely Island's "Jizz In My Pants." This video was premiered at the 2011 Second Year Show: The Hangoverdose.

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Directed and edited by: Eric I. Lu

Lyrics written by: Josh Baugh

Recorded and mixed by: Albert Chen

Performed by: Josh Baugh & Camila Fabersunne

Produced with: Eddie Lee, Jason Y. Lee

Original by SNL Lonely Island

Instrumentals

LYRICS

VERSE 1

Lock eyes from across the bed

Ready the needle just like the doctor said

What artery supplies the thenar hand

Like I didn't know it was the radian

My attending says we're ready to go

Just keep the right angle to steady the flow

Wipe the arm with a sterile swab

Preventing infection like it's my job

Feel the pulse to find the proper place

I'm a pro no need for your heart to race

Look up cuz I've got that vessel traced

See the look of terror on my patient's face

And I piss in my pants

It's not a big deal, just play it cool

I bet you used to do back in middle school

No I don't have a problem with incontinence

I just piss in my pants

Don't tell my attending or he'll never respect me

Just tell him that I did the whole procedure correctly

I promise that I'm good, there's no need to fuss

Now I'll go out and change

VERSE 2

Sitting with a patient for an interview

Got everything I need here, said we're through

Walk into the hall ready to present

Smilin cuz I nailed that informed consent

My attending's outside no time to rest

Doesn't know he's about to be damn impressed

Look over my notes wanna check to see

Got that full past medical history

About to bring mad honor to the hippocratic oath

Realize I didn't ask men women or both

And I piss in my pants

Sorry doc, I spilled sanitizer on myself

Gonna go ask that patient for a little help

Need to know your sexual preference

And yes I pissed in my pants

Don't know the deal w these alcohol rubs

But I'm gonna go grab a new pair of scrubs

They make it so hard here to wash your hands

Gonna go change some bed pans

VERSE 3

Last week, I was with a girl

Talkin like the most interesting man in the world

No place like chili's for the perfect date

Then my pager goes off, "You're already late"

And I piss in my pants

VERSE 4

Making turkey with my aunt for our holiday bash

How much salt do I use? "Honey just a dash"

By the way, could take a look at this rash?

And I piss in my pants

VERSE 5

A man on the subway starts choking on his food

And I piss in my pants

VERSE 6

Just saw an ad for a malpractice suit

And I piss in my pants

VERSE 7

Suddenly I can't remember what a flavanoid is

And I piss in my pants

VERSE 8

Spot a left facial twitch

And I piss in my pants

VERSE 9

I piss right in my pants every day in surgery

I wanna run and hide when I look at a brain CT

Don't know what to prescribe all these names look fake to me

I wear a catheter so no one knows I have to pee

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