We Don't Really Know | Thu 3-26-26

<p><em>More shrill voices on Trump’s Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, “The sky is falling!” Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE on her roofers she didn’t pay?!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Thursday, March 26, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:04:38) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:07:03) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Bibi manly? Stop. How’s Iran war?</p><p>* (0:10:42) M: Trump not Christian…? War unpopularity</p><p>* (0:19:54) M: Oil toll, Hormuz Strait… Chicken Little, the sky is falling</p><p>* (0:26:06) M: No JD Vance, Theil puppet</p><p>* (0:27:22) M: Trump 2016 vs Trump 2026?</p><p>* (0:27:44) 📞 JEFF, LA: Covid test isolation, setup for AI, robots</p><p>* (0:32:21) 📞 ZENNY, Canada too far gone! Distraction</p><p>* (0:35:14) Z: Enlistment cutoff from raised to 42</p><p>* (0:39:26) Z: 🎥 IG on strike, Strait of Hormuz prediction, Hegseth “criminal”?</p><p>* (0:43:30) Z: Can’t know about the girls’ school</p><p>* (0:49:10) Z: Stop the bad guys</p><p>* (0:53:15) 💬 Supers YT … Rumble…</p><p>* (0:59:36) 💬 Streamlabs BQ, Coffees: Cesar</p><p>* (1:02:34) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn: lady called ICE on her roofers</p><p>* (1:09:05) 🗣️ Popcorn, micro view vs big picture</p><p>* (1:11:50) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Christian? Druski 🎥 as Erika Kirk 🫣</p><p>* (1:17:25) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Restaurant bill incident; Careful what you say</p><p>* (1:20:44) A: No expectation on Trump; Hake forum; War evil…</p><p>* (1:25:00) A: Destruction of ancient technology, civilization self-cannibalizing</p><p>* (1:31:27) 📞 MARI, CA: Hi, daughter, physical therapy</p><p>* (1:36:54) 📞 RYAN, IL: Erika didn’t do it</p><p>* (1:41:33) R: Ocala channeling …</p><p>* (1:44:12) 💬 Super: Fit? Streamlabs JBP 60</p><p>* (1:46:22) 💬 Coffee: Look into Scott Ritter</p><p>* (1:51:48) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn hole in narrative</p><p>* (1:53:53) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/26/hake-thu-3-26-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/26/hake-thu-3-26-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/26/jlp-thu-3-26-26" target="_blank"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/26/jlp-thu-3-26-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/26/jlp-thu-3-26-26</a></p><p>🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/25/punchie-tv-ep-080-wed-3-25-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/25/punchie-tv-ep-080-wed-3-25-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/live/--eCBm5b-TQ" target="_blank">YouTube</a> - <a href="https://rumble.com/v77m80m-hake-thu-3-26-26.html" target="_blank">Rumble</a> - <a href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1369796" target="_blank">Pilled</a> - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1419495739402922" target="_blank">FB Live</a> - <a href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2037197889706090841" target="_blank">X Live</a> - <a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/X1T9oQlAEN0h" target="_blank">BitChute</a> (<a href="https://www.bitchute.com/thehakereport/" target="_blank">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast" target="_blank"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2" target="_blank">Apple</a> - <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg" target="_blank">Spotify</a> - <a href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693" target="_blank">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br /><br />Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>