Elon Musk's Twitter Purchase Excites Righties, But Not Poor Donald Trump

So the ElExodus has begun, the ElExodus being the Elon Musk exodus from twitter. A lot of conservatives are celebrating, liberals are not happy, I understand I am one of those liberals. And with Elon Musk likely ending up owning twitter he's offered 42 billion or 45 billion he may find a few, a few billion in the sofa cushions or wherever he keeps his extra change, in the sock drawer. Obviously a lot of people are concerned because he's given a very absolutist version of free speech, the kind of free speech that allows disinformation to go, to appear anywhere and believe that that is speech and the kinds of things that undermine democracy because people don't get the information they need to make sound decisions. Like hey maybe I shouldn't put bleach in my system or shine an ultraviolet light up my arse, maybe I should, you know, get a vaccine that's been tested and approved.

In any case, yes, some liberals have, have gotten very upset, you know, everybody has stories of losing a few hundred twitter followers. But it's really the conservatives that are the fun part. Oh my god, are they just celebrating and they should be careful what they wish for because this has happened in the past, you know, they, they all celebrated and loved Clint Eastwood and he made a movie about assisted suicide and they just, you know, they, they completely blew their shpadoinkle on that one. But at this point it's all symbols and, and all just little moments of happiness. These guys don't think 10 seconds into the future so it wouldn't be a surprise. Let's give you some fun reactions. First we have representative Anthony Sabatini he's actually sort of he, you know, he separated himself from the pack for being a complete MAGA moron, you know, has kissed Trump's ass so often so many ways, I'm surprised he actually has to eat lunch on any given day.

You know, said, he's one of the ones who sent out, one of the ones who supported the attack on Disney, woke Disney must be defeated, you know, Disney provides hundreds of thousands of jobs and millions in tourism and and everything else and so I guess he wants to raise taxes and all of the poor people of Orange and Osceola county who no longer will have Disney covering them. Sabatini also called Marjorie Taylor Greene an American hero which, you know, she of the martial law the other day in Meadows text m-a-r-s-h-a-law, yay, definitely an American hero. So he's a moron, he's excited man, oh my god, is he excited. He's so excited he may need to go into a private room with some of Clarence Thomas' personal collection. Monica Crowley another fine human being. I debated her back in the past on Fox news, she didn't seem quite as awful then, but she's gone with the MAGA crowd and in fact what, became what was it, the deputy assistant secretary for public affairs at the treasury department under Trump and then had to resign because she's a plagiarist like, well, Trump's wife and Trump and really most Republicans because they can't seem to think of anything creative or interesting on their own.

She was also, she also said this will stick it to the communists, oh yes, the communists, always the bad guy from the party that is literally wrapped around Vladimir Putin's finger. A few others spoke up. There's some U, some UK-based TikTocker, I'm not a TikTocker, gotta admit folks. Politics max, creative name, made a video last week apparently expressing excitement about the acquisition, could not wait for it to happen and others have also, a bunch of conservatives have spoken out and they think that it's almost like Jesus, they're Jesus, the white one that hates immigrants and and believes in supply side economics and enjoys machine guns, has come in and taken over twitter for himself and so that's kind of a really cool moment for them. This may, who knows, it may be added to a new testament, a new new testament of the bible. Donald Trump however interestingly says he will not go back on twitter.

His awful app that nobody can join because they're all stuck in waiting rooms and and, you know, like everything else Trump has done is an absolute failure, truth social or as he called it the other day troth central, he is still trying to make that app work even though he's only bothered to tweet on it once because there's a lot of KFC and three scoops to eat and not a lot of time to, you know, sit there and promote your own app. He, he has said that troth central is doing a great job so why would anybody need twitter and he's not going to go back on twitter and I promise you he will be back on twitter if he's allowed to be by Elon Musk 0.02 seconds after that's allowed. So that's your rundown. Right wingers don't really know exactly what Elon Musk will do but he's saying he'll let disinformation flow and they love disinformation because they can't win with honesty, they can only win with made-up issues. That's your modern-day Republican party everybody.