Leo Kearse
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Why did this cringeworthy SNP MP change her accent?
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June 25, 2026
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SNP politician Lara Bird is so incredibly Scottish that when she was sworn in at Parliament, she couldn't bear to take the oath to an English King and instead crossed her fingers, which, according to the rules of the playground, means it doesn't count.
What other tactics will she use? Will she win debates by shouting "TRIPLE NO TAG BACKS FOREVER!" and then putting her fingers in her ears? Will she claim that climate change is so severe, the floor is now lava?
The finger crossing and huffy head throwing would be stupid and childish on its own, but it was then revealed that Miss Lara Bird has a whiff of the Sassenach about her.
Her real name is Pyla Bird-Leakey (Pyla shite more like) and she’s qualified as an English barrister (not a Scottish advocate) and - most damningly - until recently had an English accent.
What's interesting is that most Scottish Nationalists consider me to not be Scottish, because even though I was born in Dumfries, grew up in Moniaive, sound pretty Scottish, drink too much and want to run slave plantations for the Empire, my mum is English.
While an English barrister with an English accent is the most Scottish person that's ever lived. Only beaten in her Scottishness by a Somalian who arrived on Tuesday.
It's almost as if communists are redefining what nationality is to sell their left-wing ideology to voters.
Anyway, I'd just like to thank her for reinforcing the stereotypes that SNP politicians are bitter petulant children.
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