Bridget Phetasy
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Kids Are Playing Five Nights at Epstein's on School Laptops
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March 28, 2026
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7:11Now PlayingIn this clip from Dumpster Fire, host Bridget Phetasy breaks down three stories that somehow got worse the more she covered them. The Jesse Waters Spring Break video has everyone mad — the intellectuals, the religious crowd, and the anti-American left — and Bridget thinks that means it's perfect. A quadruple amputee cornhole champion has been charged with murder, which is a real sentence that exists in 2026. And a game called Five Nights at Epstein's is spreading through school systems, and Bridget's hot take is that it might actually be the best sex ed curriculum schools have ever accidentally adopted.
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