Trump Turns His Massive Bowel Problems Into An Executive Order

Donald Trump has long complained about the fact that he has to flush the toilet sometimes 10 to 15 times just to get everything to go down, and now he’s decided to make his bowel issues a national problem. He signed an executive order this week repealing the Biden Administration’s rules on water flow for showers, sinks, and toilets, meaning that we’re headed back into the era of excessive waste just so Trump can flush down his excessive waste. Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins explains what’s happening.

Subscribe to stay connected to our stories

Support us by becoming a member on YouTube

Or Support us on Patreon

Buy Ring of Fire merch

Find us on social media!

*This transcript was generated by a third-party transcription software company, so please excuse any typos.

For many years now, Donald Trump has been telling us that whenever he goes to the bathroom, he will have to flush 10 to 15 times, which of course sounds like a, a personal problem, right? Like there's, there's clearly something wrong with your, with your bowels, with your digestion. If you're flushing 10 to 15 times, man, you need to go see a doctor and you need to get there quickly. Maybe, you know, ditch the all fast food diet and you won't be using up that much toilet paper. I don't know. But whatever it is, Donald Trump seems to have problems going to the bathroom, and he has decided that instead of taking the issue up with his doctor, he's gonna make it the environment's problem. He announced on Tuesday morning of this week that he was signing an executive order, basically ordering the EPA to once again let the water flow so that he can, uh, be more confident when he is going to the bathroom. Here's what Trump put on truth social. I am hereby instructing Secretary Lee Zeldin to immediately go back to my environmental orders, which were terminated by crooked Joe Biden on water standards and flow pertaining to sinks, showers, toilets, washing machines, dishwashers, et cetera, and to likewise go back to the common sense standards on light bulbs that were put in place by the Trump administration, but terminated by crooked Joe, I look forward to signing these orders. Thank you.

Now, Donald Trump has so far done absolutely nothing to address the increasing costs that consumers are paying at the grocery store. He has done nothing to ease the financial burdens facing millions and millions of families in this country. He has done absolutely nothing with regards to jobs. Even after the lackluster jobs report we got last Friday, he has done not a single thing to address any real concerns facing American voters. Instead, what we have gotten from him in the last few days are, I'm gonna ban pennies. I'm banning paper straws. We're going back to plastic, he says, and I can't get it all out of the toilet every time I flush. And there, that seems to be a problem. Those are the issues that this beyond incompetent man in the White House is focusing on. Or at the very least, these are the ones that he's trying to convince the public like, Hey, look, look how I'm saving you now.

You like me, don't have to flush 15 times to get it all to go down the hole again. Please, for the love of God, go see a doctor. That's not normal and that has nothing to do with the water flow that, that, that has something to do with the flow of things through your intestines. Maybe they're going too quick, maybe they're not going fast enough and they're all coming out, you know, at once. I don't know what's happening inside of you, but I can tell you it ain't normal if you're flushing 10 to 15 times, water pressure is not a big issue for this country. Okay? Wasteful water usage absolutely is, especially when we've got large portions of the country at any given moment suffering severe droughts. Why would we waste more water just so Trump can flush his toilet peacefully? But that's what this man is focusing on because he'd rather do anything other than help American consumers.