Elon Becomes A Republican In Time for His ‘Me Too’ Moment

Aren’t we all a little tired of hearing about Apartheid Clyde? Unfortunately, Elon Musk has been dominating headlines again this week, and it’s not all about his truly disastrous attempt to buy Twitter.

This week, Business Insider reported on a secret agreement between Space-X and a flight attendant. This agreement gave the attendant a quarter million dollar payment in exchange for keeping the secret that Elon Musk sexually harassing her while she was working for the technology company.

In a move that definitely had nothing to do with an rock solid case of sexual harassment, Elon preemptively told Twitter that he would be voting Republican from here on out, and that Democrats will try to come after him with dirty tricks. As it turns out, he tweeted that just a few hours after he was contacted for comment on the story by Business Insider. Since those tweets, Elon has continued to defend himself by saying, “But I have a challenge to this liar who claims their friend saw me ‘exposed’ — describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, …) that isn’t known by the public.” Um…disgusting?

Atsuko Okatsuka standup comedian who appeared on the The Late Late Show with James Corden, Hulu, Adult Swim. Follow Atsuko on Twitter

Recorded May 22, 2022

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